Remember that night it rained real hard? And we both agreed you shouldn't drive You walked by me in the nude You turned red and laughed And that broke my heart Collect call from Cadillac, Michigan Okay, here we go What about that cat you had? Ronny? Veronica? Whatever You should've named him Charlton Donald got a girl from Newark pregnant What a shock And I never wanted you more than right now They love to bowl in Cadillac, Michigan Okay, here we go No, wait, don't hang up Have I been talking too much? I had to fade away to nearly nothing All to find you A black woman flashed me in the parking lot of a Red Roof Inn I'm in nothing but a towel on the balcony Gray would be the color of a rainbow here Nothing on TV but Roger Moore A marine checked out of the room above me And I never wanted you more than right now Whoever heard of Cadillac, Michigan? Okay, here we go No, wait, don't hang up Have I been talking too much? I had to fade away to nearly nothing All to find you