Ditto, ditto, ditto Ditto, ditto, here Ditto! I love the way you treat me like a queen Then take me home and peel me like a tangerine Every night, bring to life all my dirty dreams, yeah No one ever loved me like you I disliked you at first, then I forgot How could I stay mad when you're just so hot You gave me more attention than I ever got Even if it's in the way that you do Before you came into my life, it was such a mess And now I love it when you slap me across the chest And I never want to argue 'cause Daddy knows best And I always wanna be a good kiddo All my friends are just jealous when they say it's wrong Because they'll never understand how our love is so strong I finally know where I belong So when you said you were in love, I said, "ditto" I don't want to know if you prescribe to that False idol beauty, I'm the queen of the rats babe I've got a cyst on my back, wanna pop it? Our Acme love shows no kinda stoppin' Love your ugly face when we're out boppin' Beauty is boring so please just drop it You might not feel the best, but you're the best for me Ugly bum babies, queer family Don't need a union, our crust is enough Don't need symmetry on a face that I love Don't need a big man trying to be macho Need a sissy fag up in my studio Think I've worked it out, yeah, you're the one for me Priorities right, so I'll give you the key To my heart, to my world, you can meet all the girls Long as I get your creativity Hey, you okay? I've not seen you in some time And since I've been away I've written you this rhyme I heard you got a new man on the scene Hope he doesn't act mean just to keep you keen I hope he's the prince in your happy-ever-after And fills your days with love and laughter Ditto, ditto, ditto!