Come to terms with your faults Realize they're your faults Though they're probably not my fault Come to terms with your faults I was born with shoddy pitch Tossed me in the ditch Only child to be kicked Out of choir at age 6 Family did not join in bands Nor play instruments with hands Some tried hard and thought it damned Knew music was not for them I played trumpet in grade school But my friends thought it uncool So we just had spit valve duels Girls were right to say boys drooled At my high school talent night I tried out and sung sublime Judges politely declined All the others got in fine I tried solos on back Put up several myspace tracks Forced my friends to give feedback Get a new singer perhaps? Open mic at Molly Blooms Such a full supportive room First time I played my own tunes They gave up on me real soon But I did not give in then Made a record with my friends First review 6 out of 10 "Sounds like music for children" Come to terms with your faults Realize they're your faults Though they're probably not my fault Come to terms with your faults