If you wanna know
How long it's been
Oh since I threw you out
And let life begin
Just cut me open wide
And count the rings
I just called to say I hate you
Now if you wanna feel
How I feel for you
Picture a kitchen fire
And times it by two
Then try to make a ton
Of delicious food
I just called to say I hate you
If you cry I wouldn't blame you
So if you wanna know
How far I would go
To get you off my chest
Just measure my torso
If you wanna know
How long I could go
Without you in my life
Just count the milestones
I've achieved all on my own
If I have to show you
How to do me wrong
Just get inside my head
Where you don't belong
I'll give you all the words
You can sing along
I just called to say
I just called to say I hate you