I was walking down the street one Sunday afternoon Said to my friend "I'll be back real soon" Went to the saloon for a glass of wine Bar man said "to the back of the line!" Said "Look here stranger, I'm just here for fun" He said "So am I" as he pulled out his gun Well who lost virtue if the best man wins? I'll stay stood til the pain kicks in Kill me, ah kill me Kill me for the second time Slay me, just maybe Maybe I'm too stoned to die Mad dog Goffy got eyes like the wind The guy makes needles look just like pins Pulled his pistol up to my head Said "Go on son, show my brain some lead!" Kill me, ah kill me Kill me for the second time Slay me, just maybe Maybe I'm too stoned to die Looked up from my grave through the soil and dirt A man sees a lot when he's down in the earth I thought I smoked green immunity For who'd wanna kill some guy like me? Kill me, ah kill me Kill me for the second time Slay me, just maybe Maybe I'm too stoned to die Kill me, ah kill me Kill me for the second time time Slay me, just maybe Maybe I'm too stoned to die