I want you to die with my hands round your throat
Or with me in the castle and you in the moat
And everyone you know stood around laughing
I wanna watch you swing from a tree
Or fry in the chair while you're looking at me
And everyone in the world will be glad when you're gone
Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?
I wanna watch you drown in a lake
Or get stamped by a bull or bit by a snake
And there is not a single doctor who will come and help you
I want you to move to Australia
With me a success and you facing failure
And all of the friends you had ignoring your calls
Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?
I wanna leave you by the side of the road
Or out in a field in the rain and the snow
People walking past could come and take pictures
I'm gonna treat you the best that I can
'Cause I'm your girl and you're my man
And we'll make 'em jealous with our laughing and our carrying on
Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?
Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?