She's got six-inch stilettos Silky hair, black as coal Kind of lover that'll throw you down And shock you right into your soul Pale skin, like the moonlight Long legs make a grown man cry This girl will fly right into your heart And keep sucking 'til the blood runs dry! She's a real vampire A creature of the night Grab your holy water and your crucifix And everything's gonna be alright She's a heart-breaker And she'll break your ear bones too This girl's acting straight-up batty now And all night she gonna come for you Now, I took her out to dinner You won't believe what I saw She refused to eat the garlic bread And the sirloin steak cooked raw Went on back to her place Down in little Transylvania She had an iron maiden and a stretching rack And more things that'll pain ya She invited me back to her chamber Five minutes soon come around This girl a special kind of freak She on the bed hanging upside-down! She's a real vampire A creature of the night So grab your holy water and your crucifix And everything's gonna be alright She's a heart-breaker And she'll break your ear bones too This girl's acting straight-up batty now And all night she gonna come for you She tried to attack me Cut me up like cheese that's Swiss Then I pull the curtain and upon the sunrise She turned into a crisp So find yourself a partner Who loves you back the same Steer away from the bloodsuckers And their demon eyes and fangs! She's a real vampire A creature of the night Grab your holy water and your crucifix And everything's gonna be alright She's a heart-breaker And she'll break your ear bones too This girl's acting straight-up batty now And all night she gonna come for you