A face appears from across the room, through a plume of smoke,
Your eating and drinking and smoking and laughing, whilst inside I hope you choke.
You smile politely with courtesy, in a perfectly innocent way,
If this could have happened anytime, anyplace, then why did it happen today?
What a fucking mess we're in,
Trying to hide the awkwardness within...
All of a sudden I hear a voice, it seems you were first to crack,
You tell me how great it was seeing me here, you give me a pat on the back.
I stand up and give you a clinical hug and a serile kiss on the cheek,
We make flimsy plans, say lengthy goodbyes, but other than that we don't speak.
What a fucking mess we're in,
Trying to hide the awkwardness within...
Nobody's enjoying this, less than me...
Nobody's enjoying this, less than me...
Nobody's enjoying this, less than me...
And nobody's enjoying this, less than me...