While I was still in elementary school I discovered Daddy's tools And amassed a small pile, of scrap lumber And I built a rabbit box And I set it facing north But I caught a possum and a kitten Both of which were a bitch to set free 'Cause I thought they were going to bite me But we all three escaped safely Well once I took my single shotgun Put on my camouflage Hid in the neighbor's pasture By the little cow pond And finally after a long time Bunch of doves flew by Landed in a huddle on the power line So I aimеd with an eagle's eyе and fired but it was Two pigeons that fell like bean bags into the weeds Well, they sure looked like doves to me