If you're havin' trouble with the high school head He's givin' you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone I'm always home Call me anytime Just ring three-six-two-four, three-five-oh I lead a life of crime Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, there ya go ♪ If you've got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps on naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone Leave him alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'm happy to play Your night time plan Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds yeah, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap ♪ Done dirt cheap ♪ Done dirt cheap ♪ Done dirt cheap, huh ♪ Done dirt cheap