There was this girl I used to know I was in love She was the worst thing I had ever seen But then I thought I found my teenage queen When I called she wasn't home I'll be to know she was the worst champ in the making And girls like that from now would be my thing So how would you like to be my friend Weak people, weak people always seem to laugh I'll come down I'll be gone ... I'll come down I'll be caught ... So move on I had a friend I used to know He had my trust I shared my darkest secrets with him I always thought he was an honest being When we talked he spiked his ears And spread my word to the pretty girls ... And friends like that would always be my thing So how would you like to be my friend Weak people, weak people always seem to laugh I'll come down I'll be gone ... I'll come down I'll be caught ... I'll come down I'll be gone ... I'll come down I'll be caught ... So move on