Dear Samuel, You've been employed by the band, You were originally employed Just to give us a hand. And now you single-handedly Destroyed our careers. So here's our gift to you, Samuel, You're fired You're fired You're fired You're firrred! Dear Gladstone, We've had a good year. So here's a gift from the band, my dear. So go on, blow out the candles And leave the cake behind. And get the hell outta here, Gladstone. When you get, home, you'll find... You've been fired! You've been fired! You've been fired! You've been firrrrred! So long! Dear apes, It wasn't that bad. I've got a family: Two dogs, and a dad. So I ask you sincerely, What it is I've done wrong Thanks for the verse, though In this excellent song... Mary had a little lamb And it got fired. Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep 'Cause it got fired. Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall, 'Cause it got fired. Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall And he got fired! You're so fired, You're so fired! You're so fired, You're so fired!