I was born in Tegucigalpa the only day it ever snowed there Was a frozen wave that killed the yucca and the Adam's fig I always seem to bring the cold anywhere I ever go That's just the way it's always gonna be My family moved us ever northward up to the terra borealis Along the crooked pikes of the ruminants and voyageurs But my heart belongs to the smoke of Hamilton and Monongahela And all the dirty cities along the way But you know they all lied to you Them there with the spider eyes I'll always keep you warm I'll always treat you nice I was floated in just this morning Woke up a thousand miles from nowhere I'm a broke-legged paint in a herd of unicorns y'know I always seem to bring the gray skies every time I ever fly From all the dirty cities along the way But you know they all lied to you Those folks with the spider eyes I'll always keep you warm I'll always treat you nice I'll never snow on your parade I'll never snow on your parade I'll never bring a cloudy day I'll never snow on your parade Thank you all so very much you crossers of the many time zones But I'm heading back to the place that makes sense to me 'Cause my heart belongs to the snows of Buffalo and Chicago And all the dirty cities along the way Wow, and all the dirty cities along the way Oh, and all the dirty cities along the way