Brother, you think you know me But do you know me well? You're holding up you hands like you're gonna lift me up And give my life over to someone else Sign my name away and drink his blood And though it seems like a good time Before I try it I would like to think a while But thank you So I turn on my TV set And do you know what's there Well every station that I click through It seems to be playing the same program It's flawless young bodies looking too good to be alive Runnin' around like wild animals out in the moonlight But all I can think about is: Why does everything always have to be about vampires? So I turn back to my TV set and something new was there It's people talking of what's been happening with the war we're in And I point my finger and the picture it changes To a pale skinned man and the gorgeous woman that he's saving Oh, and they've found love in such a dark place The devil he is strange ain't he But what i really wan to know is: Why does everything always have to be about vampires?