Well I went down to the collerina
I saw a big pig I just had to have
The wife told me i should proceed with caution
But oscar barked and said Id like to take a bite on that
And I said
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we'll come back and kill all your family
Oscar and I was running though the lignam
We got to the pig, he looked like a grizerly bear
I guess it weighed about 1 hundred and 80
Oscar ran in but it tossed him up in the air
We were there for about half an hour
Trying to catch that big darl old pig
Then linden turned up with about 7 pig dogs
Grab that boar and put it in the back of out rig
And we said
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we'll come back the very next day
With a great big gun and a butchers knife
Photographer, thats the wife
Kill 50 pigs to get them seen
In every hunting magazine
To all you city people
If your dog is looking board
Take him out west where the weed is high
And put him on a boar and just say
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we'll come back and kill your family
Then we'll come back and kill your family
Then we'll come back and kill your family
BY CLANCY LESTER