Tie rod busted truck in a shop Baby got gone and the bank won't stop Callin' 'bout money but there just ain't none I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one Weeds too high and the corn's too low Ain't a damn thing scared of my old scarecrow Workin' ain't over when the day is done Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in Floatin' on a six-pack second wind Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light In this race called 'life' we run Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one I got a wore-out front and a sunburned back Running low on bait, but looky there what's that? A boatload of girls and here they come I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in Floatin' on a six-pack second wind Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light In this race called 'life' we run Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one Looks like them girls got a little bit of room On that party pontoon for me Man, you talk about other fish in the sea Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in Floatin' on a six-pack second wind Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light In this race called 'life' we run Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one I got 99 problems Man, I think I just solved 'em A fish ain't one