Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford Brown bagged bottle rolling round that floor That we fake ID'd from the corner store Had to head on back and get a little more 'Cause we're pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford Nowhere bound, just to swig a little pour Yeah, catch a little buzz and a kiss up against that door Keep the party going til we get a little torn, hey, yeah Well, it's a two-tone rust bucket But cranks up every damn time On a dime Naw, it ain't much to look at But it gets me on down the line We'll have a real good time Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford It's what you do when you're small town bored Just like my daddy and his daddy before Damn, she likes to hear that thing roar, hey, yeah Well, it's a two-tone rust bucket But cranks up every damn time On a dime Naw, it ain't much to look at But it gets me on down the line We'll have a real good time Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford ♪ Just married in that four by four Made a little love then we made a little more Nine months later, County Hospital cut that chord New bumper sticker says, "Baby on board" Still pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford, yeah