Couldn't have been But a hundred pounds Soaking wet All stressed out And worried Podunck Missouri I don't know how Or why Or when Her daddy left But he drove off In a fury She grew up in a hurry Now skinny jeans And Maybelline Make pretty girls Do crazy things Teenage tears And bathroom mirrors Will stick with you Throughout your years Trust me It's all so ugly Picket fence Two car garage A man She don't love But he makes six figures She thought he'd fix her That iron gate Feels more and more Like an old bird cage Than a way to keep out the danger So she takes to liquor All the champagne brunches And upper class shine Can't keep a woman satisfied Swimming pools and bows and braids And the baby thinks mama's the live in maid If you ask me I think it's ugly So give me a rusty old grain silo Give me good food that sticks to my bones Thank you for that good good man that loves me With dirt on my hands And scrapes on my knees The feeling at night when I wash it all clean I'm telling you girls it's a beautiful thing Trust me It's far from Ugly 18 wheels And an open road I sing my songs All across the country Because these people trust me So give me a rusty old grain silo Give me good food that sticks to my bones Thank you for that good good man that loves me He loves me with dirt on my hands And scrapes on my knees The feeling at night when I wash it all clean I'm telling you girls its a beautiful thing Trust me It's so far from Ugly