Picture this, you and me in the mornin' Kissin' over the coffee you're pourin' It could be like that every day Hate it that I wish you were Hopin' that I'm a better replacement For the guys that you're always out chasin' Or should I accept things I can't change? Hate it that I wish you were I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's And I know you're straight (straight) But I wish you were gay Now I see you get off of the subway Haven't seen you in months, but it's okay I'd forgotten, but I feel the same Hate that I still wish you were You walk up and I'm dreadin' the small talk With your boyfriend, he's chattin' my ear off So I lie and I say I can't stay Hate it, I still wish you were I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's And I know you're straight (straight) But I wish you were gay We'd be so good Give me one look I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt The dreams that I'm havin' are just gettin' worse ♪ I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's And I know you're straight (straight) But I wish you were gay I won't trade four roses for your heart I won't wait forever in the dark