I just wanna play in the pub Singin' Neil Young for the fisherman's club All the old men are gonna buy me beers Tell me all the things that they did over the years ♪ Suzuki 540 and it got big smacked I set it on fire and it made me hot Haven't had a credit card in 15 years Paid my ticket and it got me here You can call me Hank, yeah Gamble on a game every chance I get Drinkin' Hamm's and sleeping with myself You can call me Hank, yeah Makin' new friends underneath the bridge But I biked home when the kid went in a K-hole Got a new job at the Holiday Inn I stole a lot of money 'cause I got a little problem Me and Frankie Jr. at the slot car track I date the local girl, she's all I have And she always lets me jam In her basement with my band You can call me Hank, you can call me Hank You can call me Hank, yeah You can call me Hank, you can call me Hank You can call me Hank, yeah You can call me, you can call me You can call me Hank, yeah