Season greetings From my broken heart I've been dreaming Of how lonely you are Cause this winter It's been a record cold year I hope you're freezing And fucking miserable there Cause I've been drinking rum spiced cider And I keep thinking of all your lies dear I know it's your favorite holiday Merry Christmas I hope your tree burns down You're on my shit list You know I hate you now Merry Christmas From all our wasted years Merry Christmas I hope you spend it alone I saw your mistletoe (I did) Outside your door (Mmhmm) I'm sure that it's just a setup (I'm sure) For doing much more (It is) You can hide yourself in red and green But the whole town knows How you're easy (They Heard) Cause I've been drinking rum spiced cider And I keep thinking of all your lies dear I know it's your favorite holiday Yeah I know it is And I hope I ruined it Merry Christmas I hope your tree burns down You're on my shit list You know I hate you now Merry Christmas From all our wasted years Merry Christmas I hope you spend it alone Season greetings From my broken heart I've been dreaming Of how lonely you are Cause this winter It's been a record cold year I hope you're freezing And fucking miserable there Please no kissing under the mistletoe I'm just bitter I thought I'd let you know Please no kissing under the mistletoe I'm just bitter I thought I'd let you know Merry Christmas I hope your tree burns down You're on my shit list You know I hate you now Merry Christmas From all our wasted years Merry Christmas I hope you spend it alone Merry Christmas I hope you spend it alone