I met God
We were on a parking lot, he was on his smoke break
I could tell he wasn't doing so great
He told me there's no such things as soulmates
And he goes through a pack of Camels in a day
I could almost taste the decay
But I listened to every word he had to say
I met God
He wasn't very charming
And a bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army
But he says it brought him close to a God of his very own
I met God
And honestly, I thought he'd gone psychotic
When I got him onto talking about all the TV that he watched
When he was growing up
He said that movies are real
And we're all in one
I met God
He wasn't very charming
And a bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army
He says it brought him close to a God of his very own
And when he met her, she told him everything
Like why we get bored and start the wars
While the birds get to sing
He says, "The answer's exactly what you'd think"
I met God
I met God
A bullet blacked his brain out back when he was in the army
I figured he would calm me down, but ut he was rather alarming
Blamed it all on his bitch of an ex
But I don't know what I was supposed to expect