You always surprise me With the way you use your eyes I mean the way you see things differently from me And I am green with envy How you see a glass half-full When it's just one gulp away from empty I'm pleased you think that everything is nice Ignorance is bliss so don't think twice Congratulations (on your hallucinations) Congratulations (on your hallucinations) They bear no relation to the truth Explain from what perspective Everything's improving Or is that all too confusing for you? Either you're completely crazy Or you know something I don't And my guess is that it's something I don't want to What gets you from A to B? Does it start with a Capital G, O, D? Congratulations (on your hallucinations) Congratulations (on your hallucinations) They bear no relation to the truth Is it The X-Files or the kung fu? Have you got a guru Who's shown what you what your money's really worth? Is it all down to the homegrown? Baby, please phone home We miss you back here on planet earth I know that this is water off your back But will you tell me what it is that makes you quack? Congratulations (on your hallucinations) Congratulations (on your hallucinations) They bear no relation to the truth They bear no relation I'll have what you're having Make mine a double