I'm a collector, I'll collect anything I find I'll never throw anything away that's mine And I'd collect you too if I was given half a chance And trap you under the glass, and add my autograph I catalogue, I preserve, and I index And file you into my collectable Rolodex I keep the rubbish, what other people give away And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray (Hoard, collect) (File, index) (Catalogue, preserve) (Amass, index) ♪ I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood I like the things that people seem to always overlook I gather up and catalogue it in a book I wrote There's so much now that I forget if I don't make a note If I collected you and put you in a little cage I could take you out and study you every day It isn't easy being me, it's kind of lonely work My obligation to collecting is my only thirst ♪ (Hoard, collect) (File, index) (Catalogue, preserve) (Amass, index) ♪ (Hoard, collect) (File, index) (Catalogue, preserve) (Amass, index)