At an air base Just outside some tiny town that time forgot The budget flight arrives and she says "That's your lot" Shakes her cup of 50ps and wakes you up Cabin doors to manual She's the air hostess And in a friendly mind don't you know she's a real goddess She's the air hostess Scares the little children with her fake-tanned face The pilot Likes quoting Aristotle through the intercom She gets hot when she sees him with his peaked cap on But he never goes out drinking with the riff-raff Demolishes his mini-bar Thinks of the air hostess And in his complicated mind thinks she's an heiress Inheriting his love Yeah she's the air hostess She wants to undo the buttons on her company dress But that wouldn't be for the best She's the air hostess Impossibly glamourous, well she does her best She does her best She's the air hostess Take me up above the clouds Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around And say that stuff you say on the ground The guy who Puts the kerosene into the aeroplanes Has got his beady eye on her in the night club But she dances for the mirrorball cause she's in love With the pilot who's passed out Thinking about the air hostess And in his complicated mind thinks she's an heiress Inheriting his love Yeah she's the air hostess She wants to undo the buttons on her company dress But that wouldn't be for the best She's the air hostess Impossibly glamourous, well she does her best She does her best She's the air hostess Cabin doors to manual Cabin doors to manual Take me up above the clouds Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around (Fade)