Living in the UK's a lot of fun The cops don't even carry guns And if you're innocent You don't need to run In the UK Black and Whites are treated the same You never get picked on if you've got a funny name And you never get beat up in the tube trains In the UK The NF are nice They love the Queen They think they've got the right to be heard and seen Kevin Gately was an accident, know what I mean? In the UK In the UK Things are getting tight But they still say We've got human rights Yeah in the UK I'm gonna stay To tell you the truth, can't afford to run away From the UK From the UK From the UK From the UK