You ain't a lover You'll never change I'd rather wrestle My machine You ain't a lover You'll never change I'd rather wrestle My machine A token e-mail A drunken text A sorry go-round Of cell-phone sex You ain't a lover You're just a fake Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take Wrestle my machine My machine As a product You would be great And all the income You'd generate But as a lover You're just a bust You're not a service I can trust I'll wrestle my machine My machine All I am is a husk of a man I cannot go through this again You're not a woman And you know I've pretended all I can All I can You ain't a lover You'll never change I'd rather wrestle With my machine You ain't a lover You're just a fake Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take Wrestle my machine All I am is a husk of a man I cannot go through this again You're not a woman And you know I've pretended all I can All I am is a victim of love I checked the box marked none of the above You're not a woman, girl And you know I've pretended all I can All I can! All I can! My machine