My idea Well I see that we're coming to the end of the affair Well, I've one final favour to ask of you my dear Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end? Tell our friends that it was my idea? I can't adjust to a life in this after-you Which one of us lives in this room? I'll take a bus to the clinic or the? The experts wonder what the fuck to do So if you hear someone calling at the bottom of the stairs Sing a song to me in a voice that I can hear Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end?