There she comes with her eyes down Pours the poison in Knows just who will bite Into Halloween candy I knew a girl in Mississippi They called her an easy lay As they sprinkled sugar On top of Halloween candy Razor blades and sharpened steel Arsenic and things you shouldn't eat Sometimes sweetness is not What it seems All this fainting and bluffing Like a couple of dumb birds I wish you'd fly into a window Drunk on Halloween candy This game we play where you might win More likely to lose End up stunned and choking on Your own Halloween candy Razor blades and sharper things Cut in dreaded ways you shouldn't feel Sometimes sweetness is not what it seems Lately feels like every day is Halloween