A man ain't much fun When the conquest is done There's no laughter after the ball After the ball will you still call Are you comin' back for more After the sweet surrender Who wins the war? Make it bright and sunny I tell you it ain't funny, honey After the ball will I have to crawl On my hands and knees to you After you take advantages what'll I do Am I too permissive? I won't give a submissive kiss if You tell everybody that you made it Your life is an egg too bad they laid it Your turkey you rat True love's where it's at Oh, we'll talk about that Honey after the ball Ain't it awful kind of honey, man You have to stick around a while Ain't it awful kind of honey, man You'd like to walk me down the aisle After the ball will I get it all Or am I just a one night stand Look at my lonely finger No wedding band Is this infatuation? You've got a lousy reputation You beg every girl to take it all off Someday a part of you is gonna fall off Your turkey you rat True love's where it's at Oh, we'll talk about that Honey after the ball You tell everybody that you made it When I mention love you really hate it Your mouth has been talkin' in your slumber Your ego gives every girl a number You beg every girl to take it all off Someday a part of you is gonna fall off You're gonna be sorry you'd better run You're gonna be sorry baby you'd better Run, run, run You're gonna be cryin' You'd better stop lyin' Oh, yeah oh, yeah.