Oh my god, it's that fucking show again I'm actually obsessed with it Like, I love this show (Mum, turn it up right now!) This week on Love Island A complete fucking slag enters the villa Got bodies like a killer, I'm a slag I'mma fuck anyone 'cause I'm a slag Don't call me a whore 'cause I'm a slag I'm a slag I'm a slag, bitch Slag, silly bitch Slag, slag, silly bitch Bring some vibes and a real fucking, silly bitch Slag, silly bitch Slag, slag, silly bitch Bring some vibes and a real fucking, silly bitch Oh my God, I got a text He said he's meeting me upstairs on the terrace So I said, let's go, fuck my parents home Can't go to my place, find me in Tesco (Oh yeah) I'm a motherfuckin' slag Anytime, any place, love a good shag Throat well trained, you know I never gag See a big dick, I'mma tell his stuff to wag I'm a motherfuckin' dog Bounce on his shit like a fucking frog Got your man, I'll give him a smog I'm a bad lil bitch, just got us pot My computer senses are telling me The public says you are 1000% a mega slag