(Roaring) Look out, there's a dinosaur on the loose He just took a bite of my caboose They must have stopped for a little snack Now, they're eating everything on the railroad track It's something strange I must confess They look like something straight out of Loch Ness Now, they're back for a long vacation And munching away on my railway station Like a scene right out of a picture show Like when Godzilla ate Tokyo They haven't eaten for a million years Has anyone seen my engineer? Look, there's 1 10 stories tall I don't think this is a social call There's 1 more just as big as a crane Don't ask me how I can't explain Come along & take a look It's a page right out of a history book Standing there just as big as a bus Is a big T-Rex & a Stegosaurus They're eating the station house brick by brick And using railroad ties for toothpicks Perhaps, for dessert, they'll eat some freight Or maybe a bridge or a signal gate I know it doesn't seem quite right I'd better have a doctor check my eyesight Now, they're headed for the water tower for a drink Hey, I thought these guys were extinct That was then and this is now They must have found their way back somehow I don't know what we will do There'll be nothing left when they are through Now, all the dinosaurs let out a roar When the conductor shouted, "All aboard!" Wait a minute, now, I think I see Now, it's all becoming clear to me They're not just here to have some lunch It's something more I have a hunch That's when I started to realize That all they wanted was a little ride They climbed on board & off they went Riding along so calm & content I've never seen nothing so bizarre As a dinosaur on a railroad car They don't need a fancy PHD To figure out this little mystery The moral of the story's we're all the same