There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked style He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in a little crooked house There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked style He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in a little crooked house