On the road, gonna beat the traffic There isn't much at 4 AM I can hardly move inside this car In the back you can see the magic Mesh eyes starin' back towards home Eight hundred miles can't be that far What is this, our fifth con this year? I bet they already got our spot saved In the reg line Where they'll need to know what's your name and Do you have your ID? Reg line Get your badge and goooooo Make the con your own! (Now boarding flight 1948 for Reno, Nevada) (Group A numbers one through thirty come on down) Got a two hour delay sitting at the airport But weather ain't breakin' this smile This'll be my first time off of the ground I call Jesse as I hit arrivals Count down till the moment we meet I step out at door two and I see their car Trunk clicks open, stick my bag inside Now it's only us for a thirteen minute ride Hi, I'm Jesse - er, Clover Oh hey, thanks for picking me up I guess you'd know me as Thistle Well, where should we go first? Do you have your badge yet? No Well Take me to the reg line Gotta get my alter ego's identification Reg line Get my badge and go Find my Hotel room ♪ Ugh We've had some lights down, and an elevator So far nothing to scrape off the walls I wish we could get one thing to start on time (Calling con chair) Here's my next disaster What do you mean the system's down? Ugh just start writing it down And we'll put it all in later! The con has barely started and we're nearly undone Did we rent a damn piano? Seems the only thing that's moving is the Reg line! Tell your friends you're heading down And where they can meet you is the Reg line Better get yourself into a suit And stand still for hours Reg line Just behind the Ooh, I'm really not sure where it is Reg line Get yourself a bunch of stuff to forget in your hotel room Reg line Reg line Reg line Reg line Ahhhhh Reg line!