There s a dog I know who goes to shows He doesn't give a fuck if his hearing gets blown He doesn't play in the park or eat dog food He just hangs around some shitty crust punk dude I always wonder why he's riding those trains Instead of living in a home and playing fun games Most dogs I know don't listen to Consume Or have a stick-and-poke tattoo that says DOOM He's all on his own when his owner gets drunk So he wonders into the basement and listens to punk People crash into him and he cries out in pain Crust punk dog is clearly just fucking insane!!