Queef's back
Tell ya another joke with the knee slap
I've been snoozin' off with the decaf
Gotta buckle up with the knee pads
And we're back on tour
Open up for Panic! at the Disco
God damn!
Greasy pack of Crisco
Walk around
Always sayin sorry
Dev and Nick drivin' hills with the 'Rari
I think Tom Cruise might be my dad
I want goat cheese now in my hand
They told me that my breath fuckin' stinks!
Now I think I'm hangin' on the brink
I wanna skate so just meet me by the rink side
I ate ass every night I got pinkeye
Itch-itch, baby hand me the ointment
I got another eat-ass appointment
This is my impression of Panic! at the Disco
*Screaming*
This is my impression of Insane Clown Posse
*Screaming*
This is my impression of Marge Simpson
"Homie!"
This is my impression of your mom in my kitchen
"Blow me"
I think Tom Cruise might be my dad
I want goat cheese now in my hand
They told me that my breath fuckin' stinks!
Now I think I'm hangin' on the brink
I wanna skate so just meet me by the rink side
I ate ass every night I got pinkeye
Itch-itch, baby hand me the ointment
I got another eat-ass appointment
Hand me the toilet
(Toilet)
I just took a shit in your ointment, Nick!
(Yea, yea)
Oh god, I rubbed that shit on me
Now I got an infection army
(Hey)
Call me a doctor
(Doctor)
Prescribe me some soylent, Nick!
(Yea, yea)
Gotta get the shit out your ass
Like a six flags fast pass pass
(Nick, Nick)
Shitting in the van, shitting on the band
(Woo)
Talk about a shitty ass tour
(Do-do-do-do)
Shitting in the van, shitting in the band
(Woo)
That shit got me down on all fours
(Do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Shitting everywhere except the can
Yeah that's right
P-put it back in
Put it back
Talk shit then I'm packin'
Dev and Nick take the wheel, co-captain
I think Tom Cruise might be my dad
I want goat cheese now in my hand
They told me that my breath fuckin' stinks!
Now I think I'm hangin' on the brink
I wanna skate so just meet me by the rink side
I ate ass every night I got pinkeye
Itch-itch, baby hand me the ointment
I got another eat-ass appointment