Look who's coming down the street It's the sixty minute man Doesn't he look bad though? Yes he does We have some girls we want you to meet, man But you look terrible Sixty Minute man Sixty Minute man Look here girls my name is Dan As I told you once before Please excuse my blown out fuse Because I can't do sixty no more I used to rock 'em all night long Now they say that I'm a bore Now I guess I'll take a rest Because I can't do sixty no more I tried my love with Lucy I messed around with Mary Jane Well, when I got through with Suzy I was walking with a cane Go ahead girls forget old Dan Now you know the score Just be my friend This is the end Because I can't do sixty no more He can't do sixty no more He can't do sixty no more Please excuse my blown out fuse Because he can't do sixty no more He can't do sixty no more He can't do sixty no more Now I guess I'll take a rest Because I can't do sixty no more Yes, you know I tried my love with Lucy And I messed around with Mary Jane But, when I got through with Suzy I was walking with a cane Go ahead girls forget old Dan Now you know the score Just be my friend This is the end You know I can't do sixty no more I can't do sixty no more