Was on a date with a beautiful dame Flirting, setting my trap. Was getting ready to make a move When I dropped my drink in her lap. I went... and she was turning red I said... and then she lost her head She screamed... I thought "What the hell?" She left... and I was saved by the bell. She went Bananas She went Bananas Sometimes I wish I'd stayed in bed All right I catched up outside her joint and I begged her to come inside She said I need to change my clothes so shape up, and give me a ride We pulled up outside her house and I thought here comes my break I placed a hand on her knee and BOY, was that a mistake She said... and she was turning red I said... and then she lost her head She screamed... and then I hit the floor I heard... and then she slammed the door Sometimes I wish I'd stayed in bed Wish I was somewhere else instead