I've got a problem, dear senator
My coffee that's too damn hot has spilled on me
And I'm too stupid to know that coffee is hot
Well, ma'am since I'm your representative
The problem is not that the coffee is too hot
The problem is that you're too stupid to think that it's not
People blame yourself there's no one else
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb
Blame yourself, there's no one self
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb
I've got a problem, dear senator
My son has blown his brains out over a video game
And I'm too stupid to let him play all day
Well, sir, since I'm your representative
The problem is not that game maker is out to kill
The problem is that your dead son had no free will
People blame yourself there's no one else
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb
Blame yourself, there's no one self
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb
I'm guilty, you're guilty
I'm guilty, you're guilty
I'm guilty, you're guilty
I'm guilty
I've got a problem, dear President
The gun that I have has killed my family
And I'm too stupid to think that guns are safe
Well, sir, since I'm your Mr. President
The problem is not that the gun maker's methods are unsound
The problem is that you're too stupid to leave it around
People blame yourself there's no one else
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb
Blame yourself, there's no one self
No you couldn't be the one
To blame yourself there's no one else
Who's guilty of being dumb