If you told me they do it better in China
Oh I'd take you to China
But then again, I've always been goofy like that
I stare up at midnight because you showed me
How the moonlight can make you brighter
But then again, I've always been goofy like that
And all the little girls sing ooh
If there's a promise, I'll never break it
Unless you wanted me to, then I'd still just fake it
But then again, I've always been goofy like that
The smell of iron, that wicked plasma
And salty teardrops, I wouldn't have you
But then again, I've always been goofy like that
And all the little girls sing ooh
A sapphire tonic
An order of veal
And of course you're wearing your favorite high heels
But then again, you've always been goofy like that
The Santa Claus may not be true
But that's just because no one wants it to
But then again, I've always been goofy like that
And all the little girls sing ooh