Eye cream and thigh cream How 'bout a get high cream? Nothing i do smoothes out the feelings Of being used The Ballad of a Ladyman Freak that I am Live in Japan Let's rock with the tough girls In this part of the world Take a photograph Portrait of a Ladyman Are we holding on to our pride a bit too long Are we breaking you apart Are we breaking on guitars They say i've gone too far With the image i've got and They know i'd make a mint With new plastic skin And a hit on the radio! Oh, tempations of a ladyman I could be demure like Girls who are soft for Boys who are fearful of Getting an earful But i gotta rock! I'd rather be a ladyman How many times will you decide How many lives will you define How much control should we give up of our lives (You sit at home with an alibi In case they call and ask you Why all you do is go "Ooh ahh ohh" You're out of control but saying "Ooh ahh ooh")