Two, three, four
Back in 64 a
Strange man went knocking doors
His choice of women were
Pretty girls, broads, and whores
Won't you help me deputy
This man is on a killing spree
Won't you hide and lock your door
Mustache Man is coming for more
Watch out for Mustache Man
He's got a gun he's on the run
Watch out for Mustache man
He's a killer looking for fun
He took 18 souls
Ranging from young to old
No hints of evidence of
His silent deadliness
Won't you help me deputy
This man is on a killing spree
I think that he's after me
Mustache hairs are in my sink
Watch out for Mustache Man
He's got a gun he's on the run
Watch out for Mustache man
He's a killer looking for fun
Watch out for Mustache Man
He's got a gun he's on the run
Watch out for Mustache man
He's... at the back door
Muahahaha
Run!