Awwwwww I ain't seen my wife for two or three years I'm a happily married man Since she left I've been running wild Jumping all the women I can Gave me some trouble for a little while But now I'm back to my old style I ain't seen my wife for two or three years I'm a happily married man Oh yes I am, and further more Ain't got no home, no children, no pets I'm a happily married man When I get tried I just lay down I sleep where ever I am Now my plate and my pot are gone from my sink And I don't have to worry bout taking a drink I ain't seen my wife for two or three years I'm a happily married man Come on in there you'all Whooa, now let me get in there Now my new old lady is outta sight I'm a happily married man She's a loving me a every day and a every night Just as much as she can Now I don't have to worry about sleeping pill At night I got a doctor bill No I ain't seen my wife for two or three years I'm a happily married man Happily married man Party with you was such a sweet sorrow Whooa, awww, come on