I'm not really into you and You're not into me We don't have anything to talk about but We've got chemistry You only call me when you're drunk But that's OK cos you're almost always drunk I don't really know who you are and I Always forget your name But I remember your mucous membrane against My mucous membrane You say I only call when I wanna fuck But that's ok cos I almost always wanna fuck What we have is raw and beautiful Brains turned off, purely physical You don't know how to challange me intellectually But you're a genius at satisfying me sexually Your name on my phone is Dumbfuck My name on yours is Stupid Screw We both laugh about it But we both know it's kinda true Don't use our brains much Don't need to think when we do it We don't exchange thoughts We exchange body fluids