Hm, hm, hm hm Hm, hm, hm hm Hm hm Just look at this mess I've made in the thick of it I like it like this but I'd never tell you that ‘Cause I lie like the colors of the rainbow Just look at these grown ass men at my beck and call Wherever we go, God helps those who help themselves As I lie like the colors of the rainbow As I cheat like the daisies in the field And they inhale it like the oxygen I could borrow If I cared how not to steal Don't let him get to you Don't let him put you off your game With his hey batter batter swing He wants you to blow a fuse At the sight of the mess he thinks he made With his hey batter batter swing But good eye This mess wasn't made alone Our sandlot antagonist-cum-king Builds throne after gilded throne On the rock of our disbelief in the thick of it As he lies like the colors of the rainbow As he cheats like the daisies in the field And we inhale it like the oxygen he could borrow If he cared how not to steal