Now we have come into the party
To occupy
A space provided by the public eye
Cuz you've waited and waited
And finally
We've returned with a funky beat
That'll go up yo spine
Grab yo brain
Relax yo body
Easy any pain
But we're here in gold, and red and black
You guessed it
THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK
The fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back (do you lie to the fat boys?)
I'm starving I'm in the mood
Plain and simple I NEED FOOD
Eat some beans and very soon everybody in the place
Will leave the room
For some reason I can't reveal
Pass a bananna so I can peel
Slide to the kitchen
Stuff my face
Leaving not one crumb in the place
I can bust riff rafs back to back
And I'll devour any MC as if he were a snack
I'll eat and eat and drink and drink and I'll tell ya one thing
MY BREATH DON'T STINK
Because the beats so funky like a big fat monkey
And it tastes so good like an almond joy
Cuz I'm big and bad, mean and bold and my name is MARKIE D and I'm a FAT BOY
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back (do you lie to the fat boys?)
Cool rock is my name
Food is my game
Got style, got class, I'm still the same
I set my goal to having fun, and when it comes to eatin', I'm #1
For lunch my menu is kind of large
5 hamburgers
3 shish kababs
2 large cokes
1 slice of cake
And I'll eat it all down in just one take
An Ice cream sundae with all the the trimmings
Yellin' fo more cus thats JUST THE BEGINNING
So let the food scatter
My teeth will chatter
I'll eat ANYTHING on a soul food platter
And if I get fatter
IT WILL JUST GET BETTER
(But don't follow me if I climb on a ladder)
So let it be known
That I'm kickin it LOUD
I'm an eating machine of '85
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack
The fat boys are back
So, DJ Doc, the ox that rocks
But known to you
As the human beat box
Says you're ready and willing
To rock the place
Move yo body
And big fat face
That Tops the charts
And you will not stop
Cuz you're the one and only DJ Doc
Says you can rock
And yo in tha place
PLEASE HOME BOY DROP ALL THE BASS!
Fat
Fat
Do you lie to the fat boys
Fat boys are back
And you know they can never be whack