My friend George is a drag Queen called Nancy Pray tell me which are you tonight? If you're George let's have a game of snooker, If you're Nancy let's turn out the light. For George is a foreman in a coal-mine, But changes when the hooter goes at five To a snooker-playing friend of yours truly, To a man I would like to make my wife. For Nancy brings me midnight satisfaction And stays with me until the morning light; The he's off to his work down a coal-shaft, Where he ain't such a delicate sight. O Nancy you're the girl that I think of, But George I know she's part of you, But it's Nancy not you that I fancy, Tell me George tell me what can I do? I'm in love with half a man that's a lady And the half that ain't no lady is my best friend. Nancy I would like to share my name with, But George is not the type I could offend. So George take off your dress put on your trousers. I've got to take your Nancy from my head, So tonight I am dining with another One half's called Freda and the other half is Fred.