Alberto Simmons' getting bloody noses He knows the time is coming when the bleeding stops Until that day it comes around He will continue stressing out He hates his job but oh he loves his brother They've got a plot to take the world on with their style Using a rocket and wormhole Go back a dozen years or more But down in the basement things are starting now to get a little cramped Machines in their masses force the Simons' to relocate their camp Alberto Simmons has a boss who bullies His name is Victor Allen Moss and at this time Hes in the breakroom looking round But oh Alberto can't be found As Moss Incorporated ends it's work day The inventory is seeming just a little light Old Alberto never tells Of stolen whistles stolen bells Alberto Simmons' getting bloody noses Alberto Simmons' getting bloody noses