I tell the world I'm doing better now Tell all the girls They could all come over now I tell my friends That i am fine without her But it's Christmas Night and i'm all alone No one night stand Slept on the couch again A ladies man But not with you inside my head Stood her up 'Cause the tears were running down my face Called her up and I cancelled my date Too scared for a new and female embrace Would you please come home And turn up all the lights Would you please come home Return and make things right This fool knows what he's missing since you've been gone (It's Christmas Night) would you please come home I serenade, it snowed a lot today I dream away, i swear i hear those violins play Been caught up by the moviescript inside my head This ain't Hollywood, it's Amsterdam my friends And maybe they'll divorce after The End I'd even buy you a time machine I. If I could go back I'd change everything about me I swear i'll buy you the biggest tree I sell my x-box, get a job and be all i can be