When Billie Joe from Green Day said "Am I just paranoid Or am I just stoned?" I really felt those words At twelve years old I had never smoked weed in my whole life But I knew I felt that way That song changed it all In my existence from that point on Fat Mike from NOFX Said drugs were good And I should do them too It didn't mean much to me At twelve years old I had never seen drugs in my whole life But I knew I would some day When I heard him sing I knew that I wanted to be like him Those bands took me where I am now So fair warning: avoid them all If you don't wanna be like me No, you don't wanna be like me ♪ I had never seen drugs in my whole life But I knew I would some day Those bands changed it all In my existence from that point on When I heard Tom Delonge Singing about Farts and humping dogs It really pulled my heartstrings And that was it